The Canine Guide to Living with Humans without Going Mad

In this hilarious exposé, Genevieve, a two-year-old papillon, takes you into the inner sanctum of dogdom, revealing canine secrets never before shared with humans.



Genevieve sinks her teeth into such topics as driving tips for dogs (scream at any living thing outside the car), the tragedy of doorbells in TV commercials (a terrible waste of canine energy), measuring the intelligence of humans (very low), finding a reason for cats (next question), how prehistoric dogs saved the caveman's bacon (and why human females are smarter than males), converting your house into an agility course (instructions for the "Inclined Face" event), and productive kitchen behavior (the "Jack-in-the-Box" maneuver is 100% effective).

Genevieve's book, The Canine Guide to Living with Humans without Going Mad, is a nationally best-selling pet title. Genevieve barktated it to Dennis Fried, Ph.D., who translated it from Dog into English. Genevieve also made him type it, as she didn't want to get carpal paw syndrome. Dr. Fried has been laughed out of numerous careers, including college teaching, marketing, advertising, software development, and stand-up comedy. He holds advanced degrees in physics and philosophy, both of which he considers essential to successful dog ownership. He lives in Sarasota, Florida, with his wife, Katrina, and his trainer,

Book Specs:
Published by Eiffel Press
5.5" x 8.5", 160 pages, paperback
14 b&w photos, 3 color photos
ISBN: 0-9679335-0-1