Perk up your ears and get to the nearest fire
hydrant—canine star Genevieve is back with
a brand-new collection of observations about poor, dumb humans.

Following up on her best-selling classic, Memoirs of a Papillon: The Canine Guide
to Living with Humans without Going Mad, Genevieve unleashes a scathing analysis of
human culture that will have sociologists
all over the world looking for new jobs.


“In my opinion, the most valuable human service in history is pizza delivery, ranking just above emergency medical care.”

“Lately humans have been terribly frightened about eating beef that might be infected with mad cow disease. Of course the cows are mad—they know darned well what’s about to happen to them.”

“I do not, I repeat, DO NOT think humans
are dumb. In fact, I rate their intelligence somewhere above turtles and a bit below gophers.”

“For some reason women who are naked are even more afraid of spiders than women who are dressed. Spiders seem to know this because they like to hang out in bathrooms.”

“Many humans walk for exercise because they don’t realize that walking 100 miles burns three calories, the equivalent of a large peanut.”

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The critics howl about Memoirs of a Papillon:

“Genevieve, a 7-pound papillon, has been stirring up controversy around the world with her biting commentary on life with humans.”
The Boston Globe

“Well-written, humorous insight into exactly what your pet is thinking.”
ForeWord Magazine

“Wonderfully witty…a ‘must’ for all dog lovers and companions.”
Midwest Book Review

“Extremely entertaining …masterful job. Anyone will enjoy the humor of
this book. It is delightful.”
Pet Times

“A light-hearted, fun read that is entertaining from the first paragraph and is tongue-in-cheek the whole way… enjoyable reading for dog lovers everywhere.”
Dog World Magazine